Yes this is how I felt
when the bucket of water was splashed on my face; here I was watching Aaliya
applying some lotion and then suddenly this water on my face. I failed to understand
what was happening :(
Wait, how come Aaliya is
wearing Harems and a T-shirt, when did she change??
How did she manage to
WET me as well as change OR OR OR was I dreaming?
Aahhh !!!! FML …
“Wake Up Mr Dreamer –
Aaliya”
“Yeah Yeah, you took soo
much time to freshen up – HR”
“So much time, I took
like just 10 mins, check your watch man –Aaliya”
(Shit, yes she came out
in just 10 mins, and I imagined so much in these 10 mins – HR)
“Yes, I must have been
tired so didn’t realize the time –HR”
“Tired !!!! Balls, u
were sleeping all through the journey in the train, I had to wake you then as
well - Aaliya”
“Let me ask you
something, did u SMOKE UP in the mng, HASH, WEED or anything ?? -Aaliya”
“Noooo, why – HR”
“Then why the fuck are u
acting so retarded and lost - Aaliya”
“Coz, coz ….. – HR”
“Yeah, why?? – Aaliya”
“Its you :( - HR”
“Awwwwww, how sweet –
Aaliya”
(Aink, she didn’t get offended,
so she likes me as well, wow, I have finally scored and she must have realized
that she cannot get any one better than me – HR)
“What the FUCK do you
mean BTW – Aaliya”
(Aila, now wat, how am I
supposed to react, GOD SAVE ME –HR)
Knock, Knock
“Room Service Sir”
“1 Min – HR”
(Yessss, God has heard
me, now I can divert the topic and play safe – HR)
“Sir, Manager Saab has
send complimentary breakfast for all the inconvenience caused earlier – Room
Service”
“Ok, put it on the table
– HR”
“Thanks Bhaiya – Aaliya”
“Sir, Aur kuch chahiye ?
– Room Service”
(Did he wink, what did
he mean ??? – HR)
“No, Thanks – Aaliya”
(Why did Aaliya shoo him
off, and close the door in a haste, I think
I know what is going to happen next, am I smelling good or should I tell
her to wait till I take a shower – HR)
“What the fuck is wrong
with MEN, all they can think of is SEX and cant friends share a room, is it
necessary that a couple is in a room only to have SEX, can’t they just be
people who are tired and need some rest – Aaliya”
CLASH!! !!!!!
Yes, it was the sound of
something breaking – MY GODDAMN DREAMS !!!!!!
Shattered !!!!
OMG! awesome write up! i was trying to link the post before this one, so all those that happened was HRs dream.
ReplyDeletewaiting for the next episode boss!
Reading your blog is like watching a serial, it always ends with a suspense. what next?
:) Thnq
Delete:) You hopeless Romantic...Who is Aliya???
ReplyDeleteAaliya is a dream ...Unexpressable
Deleteits fun to read ur blog always ... :D
DeleteWTF u trying to write a romcom now or the new chetan bhagat
ReplyDeletehahahha .. Chetan Bhagat u comparing me with that NONSENSE person ...Funny
ReplyDelete